Monday, October 11, 2010

Brett Favre Just Couldn't Keep His Croc In His Pants

I bet he has a pair of crocs to match each one of his jerseys...


New reports claim that, basically, Brett Favre is a Class A Creeper. He "allegedly" sent 'below the waist' shots to a former Sports Illustrated columnist. She claims, and I quote, "He sent me numerous photos of his penis, including one in which he's masturbating -- while wearing a pair of Crocs." Obviously, the REAL disturbing thing here is the fact that Brett Favre. Wears. Crocs. My guess is he owns the fleece lined kind. Why, you ask? Because I can only assume those are the more expensive and elite version of the Croc. Plus, who doesn't want to keep their feet toasty while they're slappin the ham?!