Tat Tat Tatted Up!

("If you're a bird, I'm a bird")

Justin Bieber got tat tat tatted up! Over the weekend, news reports claim (yes, because his getting a tattoo requires national attention) that he was spotted on the beaches of Sydney shirtless (ow oww...a 12 yr old shirtless) sporting a bird tattoo on his lower hip. When asked by the media as to why, he explained “The ‘bird in flight’ symbol is a popular one among Bieber men.” Umm, don’t lie little man. The reason you got a bird tattooed on your little prepubescent self was because you love twitter. Just face it; you’re a tweet-a-holic, bieber boy! Either that or you really like seagulls, because after looking very closely at your hipbone (which made me feel very dirty and wrong, by the way. I had to keep turning around, in fear that Chris Hanson was lurking in the shadows behind my desk), it appears to look just like those dirty birds that hang out at the beach or flock together in the Big Lot’s parking lot. Justin, why you got a tattoo of something that is known for pooing on people’s heads and traumatizing to young children is beyond me. But hey, whateva floats ya boat JB! I guess a little birdie on the hipbone is better than a Chinese symbol on your lower back area; aka: “The Tramp Stamp region”.